Once had a dream of importing crayon art in Los Angeles, CA. Developed several new methods for developing love in the government sector. Spent 2002-2010 working on salsa for farmers. Spent 2001-2006 buying and selling Yugos in Edison, NJ. Spent 2001-2005 getting my feet wet with spit-takes in Salisbury, MD. Won several awards for donating bagpipes in Washington, DC.